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Who has E.D?
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Vote for Bob Dole because he has an Erectional Disfunction!!!!
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We Didn't have sex, we made love, sweet love
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Right: Embattled President Clinton vehemently denies having sex with former White House intern Monica Lewinsky (inset), calling it "so much more than that."
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Perverted Joke
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The Talented Octopus
A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the
octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that
this is a very talented octopus. He can play any musical
instrument in the world. He hears everyone in the crowd
laughing at him, calling him an idiot, etc. So he says that he
will wager $50 to anyone who has an instrument that theoctopus can't play.
A guy walks up with a guitar and sets it beside the octopus.
The octopus starts playing better than Jimi Hendrix, just
rippin' it up. So the man pays his $50. Another guy walks
up with a trumpet. The octopus plays the trumpet better
than Dizzie Gillespie. So the man pays his $50. Then a
Scotsman walks up with bagpipes. He sits them down and
the octopus fumbles with it for a minute and sits it down
with a confused look. "Ha!" the Scot says. "Can't you play it?"
The octopus looks up at him and says, "Play it? I'm going to
fuck it as soon as I figure out how to get its pajamas off."
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